39th Oct – Short as a carrot.

I remember, he was wearing a casual suit with those carrot-leg trousers that are deliberately too small and stop on your ankles. They make men of a certain age look like a hard-boiled egg on a cocktail stick.

20th Oct – Heaven, heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever matters.

could God make a bowl of porridge that is too large for Her to eat?

8th October – Red and yellow and pink and green, Purple and orange and blue.

... you know, like when you can’t round off a text exchange, or get flummoxed by an aggressive idiot in an unwanted conversation. Not so much esprit d'escalier, as esprit de rentré dans la maison et assis à la table de la cuisine.

October 1st – All that scratching’s making me itch.

Big Eggo was one of us, but he spoiled himself by too often behaving like the Germans on It’s a Knockout.