Sept 27th – Stinking of gin in double-back alley.

God did not work for six days then rest. It’s not as if She went back to work on Monday, is it? She didn’t come back to tweak Her flawed creation. No! She worked for six days, then stopped.

Abba – The Movie, a haunting, non-fan event.

A Haunting in Venice. Have you ever been unlucky enough to see the Christmas Special of the execrable Not Going Out, the vain and unfunny Lee Mack’s milch-cow? The one where a group of them (adults) get locked in a Supermarket, then spend the whole night running up and down the corridors believing they’re encountering creatures of the night? Well, this is just like that.

Sept 16th – Снова в СССР.

Different cultures have different sensibilities to porn stars. In America, they seem to be celebrated as successful entrepreneurs. Trump admitted that he paid one off so that she wouldn’t reveal their affair to anyone, and it doesn’t even make his Top 5 humiliations.

Sept 9th – A man and a woman had a little baby. Yes, they did. They had three in the family, that’s a magic number.

As is the way for the put upon, bullied and despised, rather than fight back, you come to accept accusations and implied assertions of dishonesty, as the right of the interrogator who has identified a weakness in a legitimate target.