NEW! Bonus Feature for all DWD readers!!!
You may remember, early last year, during a period of what turned out to be an ersatz version of early-on-set mento-pause, that I began posting in Russian, in an ill-advised attempt to test out my novice skills in the language? Well, the Boffins (deliberate majuscule before you ask) at Dickie White Enterprises have been able to break the algorithm with an AI-bot borrowed from M-Elon X, and turned it all back into English. So now, in place of what was unintelligible gibberish to Russians and non-Russians alike, you’ll find some complete sentences, many with words spelled correctly.
Of course, we haven’t forgotten your favourites, and the clever scientists [sic] at DWE have added back in all those features that you love so much – made up words; pretend foreign idioms; fascism dressed up as anti-fascism; religious intolerance of all faiths*; literary criticism of nonsensical lyrics written by self-admiring idiots; oh, and barely concealed filth, like cove instead of c*nt.
Come on, and join the party. All you have to do is travel back in time, and live in your head like it’s still yesterday. That way, you’ll really get the authentic Dickie White experience.
Altogether now: “We’re going to party like it’s March-May 2022.”
DICKIE WHITE’S DIARY – where they hated Russell Brand and Philip Scholfield before everyone else.
*All Christo-nationalists are excluded.
Dickie White's Diary 
I wan him T-Shir tho eh?
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