Nov 19th – A dragon lives forever but not so little boys, Painted wings and giant strings make way for other toys.

We are still we, and we don't want lepers scaling the city walls.

15th Nov – What do you see when you turn out the light? I can’t tell you, but I know it’s mine.

Not his own work of course – I imagine that he was merely repeating a rebuke he’d received over his own illiterate submissions at work.

12th Nov – Well, never mind, We are ugly, but we have the music.

A style of lyric that exhibits two of the key failings which are a feature of many chart successes, to wit: a moment of pretentious teenage profundity; and a timeline that doesn't make sense.

11th Nov – Well it’s the only thing, That I could do half right, And it’s turning out all wrong ma.

It requires something that appeals to the appetite for profundity that exists in uneducated teenagers.

10th Nov – Old worn-out suits and shoes, I don’t pay no union dues.

He faced me down with such unimpeachable authority, it brought to mind the eloquence of those Trump acolytes, under threat of being designated the next executive in charge of golfing-diapers perhaps, denouncing the election result.

27th Oct – Yes, it’s only a canvas sky, Hanging over a muslin tree, But it wouldn’t be make-believe, If you believed in me.

Realising that he is powerless against a tide of invective from the opposition, he has had his own side criticise him, on terms, such that he can respond with a coherent message to them.

24th Oct – It’s not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tête.

It’s virtually impossible to conceive of that approach when you live in the UK isn’t it? Our parliament is adversarial, as is the legal system, as is journalism. We are mad, aren’t we? We would rather have a row than be right.

15th Oct – A thousand thundering thrills await me, Facing insurmountable odds gratefully.

For a moment I look at him in a different light – someone whose intense determination never to concede a point makes him a sort of gifted and diplomatic negotiator.

13th Oct – No chance to emigrate, I’m deep in debt and now it’s much too late.

That’s the sort of attitude that can cure apostacy as deep set as mine.

October 9th – What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three. Why don’t you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look?

‘Been furloughed?’ I ask, and Big Tooth nudges me under the desk to tell me that there was too much joy and hope in the question.