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So, I’ve heard from Friend John. Whether the message comes from limbo, or his fevered imagination before passing, it’s hard to tell. It’s his second message since meeting his end, and, given that he had virtually no followers to tune into his genius, I pass it on, to honour his memory. It may be AI, … Continue reading 28 Oct – Fifteen minutes with you, well, I wouldn’t say no.
You know how MAGA Republicans have strong branding, and are easily identified, whereas all normal people just seem to melt away into the background, unnoticed? Fake news. I don't have that many teeth. The ones I have, just happen to big that's all. They're the best teeth, the biggest teeth. Nobody's got teeth like this. … Continue reading ADVERTISING FEATURE
We haven’t spoken about him for a long time, but Friend John appears to be no longer capable of sustaining life. Dead, in other words. His blog posts indicate that he may well have taken a self-administered departure. ‘Each day, as soon as I return,’ they say, ‘I cancel the scheduled posts I’ve set up … Continue reading Oct 14th —The first cut is the deepest.
THE FIX IS IN -review. A novella that feels like an eye witness account to a thrilling racing coup. Have you ever come across those stories about people who’ve lived in the future, and come back to tell everyone about it? Not those NDE stories, they’re just dreams, well, perhaps the odd one, but I … Continue reading 14th Sept – we’ll drink and we’ll dance ’til the end of our days.
My pet wasp died yesterday. He didn’t have a name, and we didn’t cuddle up together, but he was no less a pet for all that. We met about 2 months ago or so. I gave him some pieces of apple, and he adored it. It took him a few days to work his way … Continue reading 4th Sept – You are the apple of my eye, forever you’ll stay in my heart.
Brought to you by our ace TV & film analyst Cubby "eyes like boiled eggs" Begge.swear-word free edition. We’re funny us British, we’re sort of naff, and useless, and miles more timid and ponderous than we’d have you believe —but we’re a race of people happy to hide behind the complacent assumption made by others … Continue reading 31st August – King & Conqueror; and Thursday Murder Club. Reviews just in.
Do you know the story of King Canute? Hardly anyone does. It goes a bit like this: Canute, so frustrated by the sycophants and pygmies in his court –who claimed divine powers on his behalf- tried to persuade them otherwise. To make his point, he had them take his throne to the seaside, so that … Continue reading 5th Aug – Hurry on sundown, see what tomorrow brings.
I squeezed a massive spot behind my ear the other day. It was probably a day off being absolutely ripe, nevertheless, or perhaps because of that, it was, by a country mile, the most satisfying thing that’s happened to me in the last five years. No, I tell a lie, seven years. Before I’d even … Continue reading July 16 – Le Freak, c’est chic.
-I always assume that we are of the same cohort. Apologies if our grooves don’t run in parallel. There is much to catch up on. I owe you an explanation, I know, but not yet. Nearly. I need first to tell you about my coming out party- I’d forgotten this. Being in an altered state. … Continue reading 2nd July – I want to shout, but I can hardly speak.
I feel almost certain that I ventured out yesterday. It's been a while, and I can't be entirely sure. https://www.youtube.com/embed/R-Ihk7Y6ZIo?si=atvjwv5zRRt6tp_Q
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