Jun 28th – So many things I would have done, but clouds got in the way.

Putin needs Trump as badly as Trump needs Putin.

Jun 18th – out of date messages, and up to date posts.

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June 17th – Nobody loves you when you’re down and out.

Not very long ago, in a manuscript for a novel, I wrote (of scientists, but meant by it boors stinking of self-rectitude) Wait ’til they realise that there wasn’t a Big Bang, and that our particular part of the cosmos looks like it’s expanding outwards, while the real explanation is that everything around it is going in the other direction. Like cancer on an ageing corpse. They won’t say sorry, though, – they’ll just say, “We’re even cleverer now.”

June 9th – Multiplicating, that’s the name of the game.

Consider this for a rule change: there has to be clear air between the attacker and the defender.

Films of 2022-23, what I did see.

In Emily, moments of the absurd provided telling glimpses into the humour and recusant nature of the protagonists, in this, it feels like the writer has provided cameo roles for his favourite jokes.

1st June – I’m a cold Italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer.

And only then do the scales finally fall from their eyes, as they are forced to acknowledge the likely provenance of the strange umami flavour of the apero-snacks that had been served with their introductory two-for-one Prosecco package on arrival.

May 28th – no.4: a la recherche du temps perdu.

Its pin-striped, bowler-hatted, serious looking men, constantly exchanging chits of paper with each other to no ultimate purpose, evokes Dickens' circumlocution office.

25th May – Луч солнца, побеждает холодную терпкую тьму.

I became the only man in history to be sacked from the position of hostage. It’s hard to extract the positivity from that. The joy of uncommon individuality rarely endures.

21st May – Out of me box.

Only a few years ago if you failed in an attempt to kill yourself, you were prosecuted and sent to prison, now you’re given a cup of tea, and a leaflet to read.

19th May – Some glad morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.

I’d go out to a Genesis track, or Led Zep, or something equally shite so that you had no regrets about leaving the earth and all its mediocrities. Then you’d just have to hope that you died before having to listen to it all the way through.