27th July – waiting for the summer rain.

It was bad enough standing on the dockside waving away my contemporaries as the ship called fulfilment raised its anchor and chugged away towards the horizon, it’s quite another to be left standing on the runway as Elon Musk’s last batch of new pioneers leaves the abandoned earth to plunder another planet.

20th July – Everyone says how do you do, down on Jollity Farm.

Alpha males, and passive aggressive silence.

A pair of serves has made the game go Tsits

That’s why people like Tsitsipas, who still hangs around with his fishwife mum, and gets his girlfriends from agencies, is so bad for the game.

Jul 3rd – Scandi-noir and Brexi-gris.

Our commissioning editors are the sort of people who could not be trusted to judge an IQ contest between Joey Essex and Bobby Seagull.

Jun 28th – So many things I would have done, but clouds got in the way.

Putin needs Trump as badly as Trump needs Putin.

Jun 18th – out of date messages, and up to date posts.

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June 17th – Nobody loves you when you’re down and out.

Not very long ago, in a manuscript for a novel, I wrote (of scientists, but meant by it boors stinking of self-rectitude) Wait ’til they realise that there wasn’t a Big Bang, and that our particular part of the cosmos looks like it’s expanding outwards, while the real explanation is that everything around it is going in the other direction. Like cancer on an ageing corpse. They won’t say sorry, though, – they’ll just say, “We’re even cleverer now.”

June 9th – Multiplicating, that’s the name of the game.

Consider this for a rule change: there has to be clear air between the attacker and the defender.

Films of 2022-23, what I did see.

In Emily, moments of the absurd provided telling glimpses into the humour and recusant nature of the protagonists, in this, it feels like the writer has provided cameo roles for his favourite jokes.

1st June – I’m a cold Italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer.

And only then do the scales finally fall from their eyes, as they are forced to acknowledge the likely provenance of the strange umami flavour of the apero-snacks that had been served with their introductory two-for-one Prosecco package on arrival.