February 3rd – Guess who’s coming to dinner? Natty Dreadlock.

‘You’ll sell that idea better to Gemma Collins than you will Julia Roberts,’ he said. Then went silent again.

July 1st – But if you don’t care a feather or a fig, You may grow up to be a pig.

He should be warned though, I am am notoriously heavy handed when it comes to inserting catheters, and I'm what you’d call a very strict observer of social distancing when close to deep water.