22nd Jan – You can thank your lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are.

This notion has gained such traction with me that I am starting to think that my father may not have been that bad after all; persuading myself to look at him and his sort like exhibits in a museum from whom I have evolved.

5th Dec – I can catch the moon in my hand, Don’t you know who I am?

Imagine that prick coming down the corridor at you with a syringe full of something.