Dec 30th – Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you? Could you feel the same way too? Cos I wanna know, what’s the name of the game.

Well wouldn’t that be a challenge to a pair of naughties like us?

July 25th – Now one old man got nasty, And to the council wrote, Next time my old man went ’round there, He punched him up the throat.

It makes them sound even thicker than the originals, speaking a more ignorant and lazy derivative, without rules of precedence, that will tolerate any extemporised rhyme with anything else.