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July 13th – come along with us, to the glorious, annual, ugly bug ball.

July 13, 2021July 26, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

It’s time to split his portfolios up and give one to putative modern-day saint, Saint Greavsie of Television.

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10th June – You wonder why he stands so high, It’s just the space between him and the sky.

June 10, 2021June 11, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I often watch replays of so-called fouls, and to me it's almost as if one leg behaves badly independently of the brain, while the other leg just stands there looking on unable to assist.

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25th April – She is wearing rags and feathers, From Salvation Army counters.

April 25, 2021April 25, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I could only find one serious review, I tell her, and I read from that. The reviewer calls it ‘borderline imbecilic,’ with chapters on shopping, picnics, and T-shirts, which he says are delivered with a sense of shame.

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8th March – I polished up that handle so carefully, That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy.

March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I’ll lose my audience if I give them much more of the poor me. -You don’t want to sound like Meghan Markle, do you? Look how nauseating all that is.

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5th March – What goes up, must come down, Spinning wheel got to go round.

March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

He was hard to dislike Savage, for the spare Yo-Yo bars he always carried with him.

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28th Feb – You are the apple of my eye, Forever you’ll stay in my heart.

February 28, 2021February 28, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Over time, we may add more groundlings, so that the celebrity bottom feeder is forced to face an authentic slice of their real audience.

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Feb 23rd – I’m not the kind of man who tends to socialise, I seem to lean on old familiar ways.

February 23, 2021February 24, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

She’d been sat between us at dinner and had this sort of flaky skin, most of which stayed on the seat when she got up.

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18th Feb – Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel.

February 18, 2021February 19, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog ~ 1 Comment

In a world which celebrates marriage at first sight, and the televised sharing of STDs between teenagers, this sounds like Kenneth Clarke's Civilisation to me.

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Latest Posts

  • Feb 2nd -I’ve heard the gossip from the street to the slammer, they’re tryin’ to see if Dizzee stays true to his grammer.
  • Jan 23 – Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever, never seeing no one… nice again… like you, маму. Youeroou, маму. Yoouereroooou…
  • 18th Jan – We would sing, and dance around, because we know, we can’t be found.
  • Jan 12th – When you’re smilin’, when you’re smilin’, (the whole world smiles with you))))
  • 10th Jan – I hear the train a comin’ It’s rolling round the bend, And I ain’t seen the sunshine, since I don’t know when.
  • Dec 30th – Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you? Could you feel the same way too? Cos I wanna know, what’s the name of the game.
  • 16th December – Oh, what a wonderful thing to be, A healthy, grown-up, busy-busy bee.
  • 27th Nov – I like pork, I like cheese, maybe I’m a little bit Portuguese.
  • Places Reversed – reviews. November 13th.
  • 9th Nov – The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether, he’s altogether as naked as the day that he was born.
  • 39th Oct – Short as a carrot.
  • 20th Oct – Heaven, heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever matters.
  • 8th October – Red and yellow and pink and green, Purple and orange and blue.
  • October 1st – All that scratching’s making me itch.
  • 8th Sept – It’s only words and words are all I have, to take your heart away.

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