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July 13th – come along with us, to the glorious, annual, ugly bug ball.

July 13, 2021July 26, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

It’s time to split his portfolios up and give one to putative modern-day saint, Saint Greavsie of Television.

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10th June – You wonder why he stands so high, It’s just the space between him and the sky.

June 10, 2021June 11, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I often watch replays of so-called fouls, and to me it's almost as if one leg behaves badly independently of the brain, while the other leg just stands there looking on unable to assist.

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25th April – She is wearing rags and feathers, From Salvation Army counters.

April 25, 2021April 25, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I could only find one serious review, I tell her, and I read from that. The reviewer calls it ‘borderline imbecilic,’ with chapters on shopping, picnics, and T-shirts, which he says are delivered with a sense of shame.

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8th March – I polished up that handle so carefully, That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy.

March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I’ll lose my audience if I give them much more of the poor me. -You don’t want to sound like Meghan Markle, do you? Look how nauseating all that is.

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5th March – What goes up, must come down, Spinning wheel got to go round.

March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

He was hard to dislike Savage, for the spare Yo-Yo bars he always carried with him.

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28th Feb – You are the apple of my eye, Forever you’ll stay in my heart.

February 28, 2021February 28, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Over time, we may add more groundlings, so that the celebrity bottom feeder is forced to face an authentic slice of their real audience.

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Feb 23rd – I’m not the kind of man who tends to socialise, I seem to lean on old familiar ways.

February 23, 2021February 24, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog

She’d been sat between us at dinner and had this sort of flaky skin, most of which stayed on the seat when she got up.

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18th Feb – Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel, Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel.

February 18, 2021February 19, 2021 ~ dickiewhiteblog ~ 1 Comment

In a world which celebrates marriage at first sight, and the televised sharing of STDs between teenagers, this sounds like Kenneth Clarke's Civilisation to me.

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  • 25th May – Луч солнца, побеждает холодную терпкую тьму.
  • 21st May – Out of me box.
  • 19th May – Some glad morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.
  • 15th May – Penalties reversed.
  • 11th May – The head of the herd was calling far far away. They met one night in the silver light, on the road to Mandalay.
  • 7th March – Varsity football is rank amateur.
  • 2nd May – We’d like to be unhappy, but we never do have the time.
  • 18th April – I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies, you heard the night before.
  • 29th March – How can you say, I go about things the wrong way?
  • Mar 25th – Little things I should have said and done, I just never took the time.
  • 16th March – It’s so very lonely, you’re six hundred light years from home.
  • 5th Mar – I hear you talking, when I’m on the street.

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