4th Dec – ‘Cause I’ve got nothin’ to live for, Looks like nothin’s gonna come my way.

Yes, the secret of success and self-improvement, is to undermine your mind.

25th Nov – When the moon shines on the cow shed, And we’re rolling in the hay, All the cows are up there grazin’, And the milk is on its way.

Are there other lives like mine, I wonder, where out of endless months of absolutely nothing, two good things turn up at once which directly contradict each other?