10th Jan – I hear the train a comin’ It’s rolling round the bend, And I ain’t seen the sunshine, since I don’t know when.

But how anyone, can have a favourite Spice Girl other than Sports, strikes me as absurd. It’s just plain wrong on every important metric: looks, talent, singing, dancing, niceness.

22nd September – I would go out tomorrow, if I could borrow, a coat to wear.

Anyway, with my new teeth, I have decided to take up courting again