17th Dec – O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter.

Where better to release your demons than the Black Forest? It’s absolutely full of hobgoblins and that sort of thing; no one will notice.

12th Nov – Well, never mind, We are ugly, but we have the music.

A style of lyric that exhibits two of the key failings which are a feature of many chart successes, to wit: a moment of pretentious teenage profundity; and a timeline that doesn't make sense.