11th May – Making good use of the things that we find, Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

They wouldn’t be so tolerant with a burning fag butt down the side of a slip-on, I can tell you that.

13th March – Help soldier celebrate his leave, Make every day like New Year’s Eve. Drinkin’ rum and Coca-Cola, Workin’ for the Yankee dollar.

There is a me in team. And there's only I in truth.

8th March – I polished up that handle so carefully, That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy.

I’ll lose my audience if I give them much more of the poor me. -You don’t want to sound like Meghan Markle, do you? Look how nauseating all that is.