October 6th – Some bright morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.

Nobody has done more than me to bring down the career of falsely modest, secretly self-regarding, Richard-everyman-Osman than me. And see how I have succeeded? His second novel is officially the fastest selling work of literature ever. Ever. In the entire history of UK literature. Worse though, is the reaction of his fans, who have … Continue reading October 6th – Some bright morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.

June 28th – Dear Lord and father of mankind, forgive our foolish ways.

Was it the Romans that created a Caucasian Messiah, or did that come later with their painters?