25th April – She is wearing rags and feathers, From Salvation Army counters.

I could only find one serious review, I tell her, and I read from that. The reviewer calls it ‘borderline imbecilic,’ with chapters on shopping, picnics, and T-shirts, which he says are delivered with a sense of shame.

13th March – Help soldier celebrate his leave, Make every day like New Year’s Eve. Drinkin’ rum and Coca-Cola, Workin’ for the Yankee dollar.

There is a me in team. And there's only I in truth.

28th Feb – You are the apple of my eye, Forever you’ll stay in my heart.

Over time, we may add more groundlings, so that the celebrity bottom feeder is forced to face an authentic slice of their real audience.