Aug 19th (девятнадцатое августа) – Shoot me the pot and I’ll pour me a shot.

Not bad enough to be so bad it's good; not good enough to be bad.

July 8th – I don’t drink coffee, I take tea, my dear. I like my toast done on one side.

'"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: I have already got me special beer goggles on, Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"