I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at.
He was working on the theory, he says, that women enjoy being shagged up the knicker leg, because it makes them feel dirty without actually having to commit to anything rude.
They wouldn’t be so tolerant with a burning fag butt down the side of a slip-on, I can tell you that.
Well, wouldn’t all this cogitating lead me to come up with a sort of rival theory to the Big Bang and religion?
No sour grapes on my part when I say that the gatekeepers to literary stardom in this country would be incapable of judging who is the most cunning between Joey Essex and the Duchess of Sussex.
Dickie White's Diary 