17th November – I can catch the moon in my hand, Don’t you know who I am?

Baby I'll be tough, too much is not enough.

8th March – I polished up that handle so carefully, That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navy.

I’ll lose my audience if I give them much more of the poor me. -You don’t want to sound like Meghan Markle, do you? Look how nauseating all that is.