24th June – Wear your flannel underwear, When you climb a tree, Oh, take good care of yourself, You belong to me!

Hold on. Homo Erectus. Does he… eye to eye - you know? Hampton winks, man-boy thinks, mutual thanks?

July 1st – But if you don’t care a feather or a fig, You may grow up to be a pig.

He should be warned though, I am am notoriously heavy handed when it comes to inserting catheters, and I'm what you’d call a very strict observer of social distancing when close to deep water.