8th October – Red and yellow and pink and green, Purple and orange and blue.

... you know, like when you can’t round off a text exchange, or get flummoxed by an aggressive idiot in an unwanted conversation. Not so much esprit d'escalier, as esprit de rentré dans la maison et assis à la table de la cuisine.

22nd Jan – You can thank your lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are.

This notion has gained such traction with me that I am starting to think that my father may not have been that bad after all; persuading myself to look at him and his sort like exhibits in a museum from whom I have evolved.

11th Nov – Well it’s the only thing, That I could do half right, And it’s turning out all wrong ma.

It requires something that appeals to the appetite for profundity that exists in uneducated teenagers.