1st June – I’m a cold Italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer.

And only then do the scales finally fall from their eyes, as they are forced to acknowledge the likely provenance of the strange umami flavour of the apero-snacks that had been served with their introductory two-for-one Prosecco package on arrival.

11th May – Making good use of the things that we find, Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

They wouldn’t be so tolerant with a burning fag butt down the side of a slip-on, I can tell you that.