1st July – Sad Sack was sittin’ on a block of stone, Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone.

Well, every single decision I have ever made was wrong. Then I ended up here.

27 Mar – Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free, the door is locked, just you and me.

I don't want to put too much strain on the apprentice tramp's slender budget, but if he can stretch to it, an invaluable addition to the essential kit must be a jar of Vick's Vapour Rub.