16th Feb – Accent, you ate the positive.

It's as if Gary Lineker had sired a bastard offspring with Simon Armitage, and I had been shat out of The Poet Laureate’s breeches.

Feb 2nd -I’ve heard the gossip from the street to the slammer, they’re tryin’ to see if Dizzee stays true to his grammer.

Given that it will transform literature and the written word for the rest of history from hereon, the fee I ask, I think, is modest in the circumstances.