End of year, FREE-to-enter COMPETITION, with average/poor prizes.

Would you like to take part in the Dickie White Enterprises’ Christmas / New Year / Новый год competition?

If so, send a short (nobody will be counting) email to info@eastword.co.uk as if you are sending an invitation to a Christmas Party / New Year’s Party. But you are to write it as an AI ChatBot who doesn’t really understand how to do it – it may fail for lacking the correct vocabulary, getting important words mixed up, being too literal about definitions, or perhaps for having been trained/mentored/programmed by an idiot/malevolent actor.

e.g. you mite not have a grasp of the write languish, and end up sending something that doesn’t make cents.  
(there are no rules. Any old nonsense will do. If it makes you laugh, that’s all that counts. And if you don’t understand the rules – even better! We’d like it largely in English, if possible.)

The three favs will win a FREE T-Shirt from the new Dickie White Spring 2024 Collection (https://dickiewhitesdiary.com/2023/11/28/t-shirt-gallery-free-end-of-year-competition/). Get your answers in quickly, so that I can mail them out before the world ends (currently planned for US Inauguration Day, January 2025, though it may be brought forward). And of course, if you were to share this page with other friends, and persuade them to enter, you will stand A MUCH INCREASED CHANCE of getting into the Top Three! That, of course, is one of my famous jokes, and I am actually going to try and persuade an actual sage of literature to do the judging, and failing that, Friend John, who is fictional. You might even get it before Christmas, so you’ll be able to go to the pub in it, and show everyone how antisocial and aloof you are – and for a while at least, and maybe, who knows, forever, you can be sure that there is not a single other person on the planet who owns a similar T-shirt. Though we cannot guarantee what’s going on in non-Earth locations.

At the bottom of the email, tell us your preferred design (it’s in the caption under the image), size, and roughly where you live (county/region/country). Please come out of ChatBot mode before doing this. We’ll confirm your address details before sending, when we announce the winners.