between 60 – ∞, Trump Common Era. Important competition update.

How are you getting on with our new, international spy-game, word search, competition? Worked it out yet?

Well, the good news, just in, is that we’re now in a position to announce the prize. It’s been a difficult time, with on-off tariffs, and the firing of the early salvoes in the Euro-US trade war. But fortunately for us, the US trained executives in Dickie White Procurement, have managed to acquire a half-cotton, half-vacuum cleaner fluff (for its binding qualities) blend, T-Shirt at only a two hundred percent premium to normal prices, with a drawing on it. People are saying it’s the greatest T-shirt ever seen. And the funniest. Everyone wants one. And they are prepared to trade in their used Teslas to get hold of one. That’s what we’re hearing, although the dealership was on fire at the time.

Just think how popular you’ll be, down your pub wearing that, with everyone standing around you pointing and laughing. And you’ll have the last laugh! You’ll be able to tell them that you’re LITERALLY the only person in the whole wide web with one. Talk about a collector’s item – they’re saying that they’re expecting it to be changing hands for two to three times the price of a Tesla Cyber Truck in as little as six months’ time. That’s well over fifteen quid!

And that’s the way it’ll stay, unless anyone is prepared to pay more than £20 for one, in which case we’ll try to make another using what was left from making this one, and that stuff you iron into the hem of your trousers, instead of sewing them.