Would you like to take part in the Dickie White Enterprises' Christmas / New Year / Новый год competition? If so, send a short (nobody will be counting) email to info@eastword.co.uk as if you are sending an invitation to a Christmas Party / New Year’s Party. But you are to write it as an AI … Continue reading End of year, FREE-to-enter COMPETITION, with average/poor prizes.
Author: dickiewhiteblog
T-shirt gallery.
If you would like to buy a T-shirt, please follow these actions:Select a design, sending your choice(s) to info@eastword.co.uk, by either:1. choosing from the below (using the caption to identify it); or2. choosing your own slogan (send it to the same email address - info@eastword.co.uk; or3. asking us to surprise you with a new slogan.In … Continue reading T-shirt gallery.
Nov 24th – Misty watercolour memories, of the way we were.
“I’ll tell you what.” I tell Friend, “If we ever get the Keynesians ever get back into power as we wish, they need only grant each new born child a mentor and they’d have the problem cracked. They wouldn’t have to be clever, just dedicated.”
16 Nov – only fans event. BONUS MATERIAL.
Of course, we haven’t forgotten your favourite features, and the clever scientists [sic] at DWE have added back in all those features that you love so much – made up words; pretend foreign idioms; fascism dressed up as anti-fascism; religious intolerance of all faiths*; oh, and barely concealed filth, like cove instead of c*nt.
31st Oct – Deutschland is happy and gay.
"What is it, you think, that makes you a writer?" “Well, when I meet someone new, I examine them until I’ve found out what it is I hate about them.”
22nd Oct – Trying to make some sense of it all, but I can see it makes no sense at all.
He was working on the theory, he says, that women enjoy being shagged up the knicker leg, because it makes them feel dirty without actually having to commit to anything rude.
Oct 6th – Replace a replacable replacement with this.
as I reach the fence, I take a moment to reflect on the timeless appeal of the two-centre vacation - if you accidentally kill someone in one location, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the holiday’s a write off.
Sept 27th – Stinking of gin in double-back alley.
God did not work for six days then rest. It’s not as if She went back to work on Monday, is it? She didn’t come back to tweak Her flawed creation. No! She worked for six days, then stopped.
Abba – The Movie, a haunting, non-fan event.
A Haunting in Venice. Have you ever been unlucky enough to see the Christmas Special of the execrable Not Going Out, the vain and unfunny Lee Mack’s milch-cow? The one where a group of them (adults) get locked in a Supermarket, then spend the whole night running up and down the corridors believing they’re encountering creatures of the night? Well, this is just like that.
Sept 16th – Снова в СССР.
Different cultures have different sensibilities to porn stars. In America, they seem to be celebrated as successful entrepreneurs. Trump admitted that he paid one off so that she wouldn’t reveal their affair to anyone, and it doesn’t even make his Top 5 humiliations.
Dickie White's Diary 