Dec 30th – Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you? Could you feel the same way too? Cos I wanna know, what’s the name of the game.

Well wouldn’t that be a challenge to a pair of naughties like us?

16th December – Oh, what a wonderful thing to be, A healthy, grown-up, busy-busy bee.

Of course, when I say irksome, I mean profoundly depressing and unpleasant; and when I say best avoided, I mean terrifying and boring in equal amounts.

27th Nov – I like pork, I like cheese, maybe I’m a little bit Portuguese.

Listening to that meretricious nonsense was utter torture. If only I had some knitting needles close by, I could have driven them into my ears.

Places Reversed – reviews. November 13th.

Place Reversed is a rollercoaster of suspense, intrigue, and counter-intrigue.

9th Nov – The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether, he’s altogether as naked as the day that he was born.

All it’s really done though, is to have compromised their ability to understand how real people work, so that their attempts to engage with them now are executed with the heavy-handed caprice of a fairy tale king.

39th Oct – Short as a carrot.

I remember, he was wearing a casual suit with those carrot-leg trousers that are deliberately too small and stop on your ankles. They make men of a certain age look like a hard-boiled egg on a cocktail stick.

20th Oct – Heaven, heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever matters.

could God make a bowl of porridge that is too large for Her to eat?

8th October – Red and yellow and pink and green, Purple and orange and blue.

... you know, like when you can’t round off a text exchange, or get flummoxed by an aggressive idiot in an unwanted conversation. Not so much esprit d'escalier, as esprit de rentré dans la maison et assis à la table de la cuisine.

October 1st – All that scratching’s making me itch.

Big Eggo was one of us, but he spoiled himself by too often behaving like the Germans on It’s a Knockout.

8th Sept – It’s only words and words are all I have, to take your heart away.

Bored, with no traction for either of us in our bad poetry competition, Keith and I have taken to setting each other crosswords. Have a go at mine below. The first correct answer received at the contact-me email (below? - somewhere nearabouts) will be sent a gift commensurate with one of the answers, whether they … Continue reading 8th Sept – It’s only words and words are all I have, to take your heart away.