Ruinous in the sense that the game, in all its important moments, has been taken over by book-learnt, plodding, computer assisted pedantry, that is the ONLY skill that these natural-born bureaucrats bring to the game.
Feb 2nd – One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah.
Now all we have to do, is create a movement, and go viral.
There’s no soothing balm to make Saltburn better.
If three monkeys were left alone with single typewriter, between them they’d have produced the script of Saltburn within a week.
Jan 12th – I don’t know what you heard about me, I’m a motherfuckin’ P.I.M.P.
This news is current as I read the novel, We (Мы). Written by Yevgeny Zamyatin in Soviet era Russia in 1924, it is the least read of the Russian classics. It’s a dystopian novel describing an oppressive totalitarian state, in which its subjects are made the joyless tools of industry and the state machine. Sound familiar? George Orwell was commissioned to write a review of a smuggled copy in the 1940s, and within six months of doing that, guess what? Yes, that’s right, he was inspired to begin work on “his” novel, 1984. What a coincidence, eh? And even more spooky, the few good bits of his awful book, were identical to those in already set out in We.
15th Dec – I played my best for him, pa rub my bum-bum, rub my bum-bum, rub my bum-bum.
He impressed us with his ability to conflate the dish puttanesca, the respected international statesman, and the French swearword for whore; whilst delivering the entire piece in fluent Trump.
8th Dec – Hot sausage and moustache.
We will poison the well of the documented human experience, in way that only sophisticated humans cannot be damaged by it.
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Nov 24th – Misty watercolour memories, of the way we were.
“I’ll tell you what.” I tell Friend, “If we ever get the Keynesians ever get back into power as we wish, they need only grant each new born child a mentor and they’d have the problem cracked. They wouldn’t have to be clever, just dedicated.”
16 Nov – only fans event. BONUS MATERIAL.
Of course, we haven’t forgotten your favourite features, and the clever scientists [sic] at DWE have added back in all those features that you love so much – made up words; pretend foreign idioms; fascism dressed up as anti-fascism; religious intolerance of all faiths*; oh, and barely concealed filth, like cove instead of c*nt.
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