3rd September – Don’t know why, there’s no sun up in the sky.

‘It’s gone a bit tits?’ wonders Noel, and God tells him, ‘not really. It’s more like deciding to have a new hairstyle, and doing it from square one.’

30th August – Are you happy are you sad? Feeling good or feeling bad?

I’ll start with Mad Cows Disease, then move on through Global Warming and Foot & Mouth to end up with Covid, drawing in a neat parallel to Noah and the flood, and posing the question: are we ready for a new (or the first) Messiah?