1st Mar – Ils se sont trouvés au bord du chemin, Sur l’autoroute des vacances.

March 2, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Stuck to a slab of Kendal Mint Cake in the latest delivery from the Red Cross, was a partially solved solution to the crossword set on 8th Sept [https://dickiewhitesdiary.com/2022/09/08/8th-sept-its-only-words-and-words-are-all-i-haveto-take-your-heart-away/]. As such, it is the resounding winner. https://www.youtube.com/embed/FgxwKEuy-pM?start=10&end=68 The following prize will be sent post-haste to a Jeremy James Brummitt, bloodstock consultant, of Cheshire, England: a … Continue reading 1st Mar – Ils se sont trouvés au bord du chemin, Sur l’autoroute des vacances.

16th Feb – Accent, you ate the positive.

February 16, 2023February 17, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

It's as if Gary Lineker had sired a bastard offspring with Simon Armitage, and I had been shat out of The Poet Laureate’s breeches.

Feb 2nd -I’ve heard the gossip from the street to the slammer, they’re tryin’ to see if Dizzee stays true to his grammer.

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Given that it will transform literature and the written word for the rest of history from hereon, the fee I ask, I think, is modest in the circumstances.

Jan 23 – Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever, never seeing no one… nice again… like you, маму. Youeroou, маму. Yoouereroooou…

January 23, 2023January 24, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

And we become confirmed in this view as we now receive hints of a hatchet-job commissioned by God’s inner circle (Tammy Wynette, Thora Hird, Roy Castle, George Formby, John Conteh, James Stewart, and Sammy Davis Jr).

18th Jan – We would sing, and dance around, because we know, we can’t be found.

January 18, 2023January 19, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

God said 'Abraham, kill me a son,' And Abraham asked, 'Which one?' To which God replied, ‘Well, if there isn’t one that you perceive as a threat, kill the one who most gets on your nerves, I suppose.’

Jan 12th – When you’re smilin’, when you’re smilin’, (the whole world smiles with you))))

January 12, 2023January 14, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

I was guilty of a sort of casual, lazy, bias; my Norwegian acquaintance, however, was an actual racist.

10th Jan – I hear the train a comin’ It’s rolling round the bend, And I ain’t seen the sunshine, since I don’t know when.

January 10, 2023January 11, 2023 ~ dickiewhiteblog

But how anyone, can have a favourite Spice Girl other than Sports, strikes me as absurd. It’s just plain wrong on every important metric: looks, talent, singing, dancing, niceness.

Dec 30th – Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you? Could you feel the same way too? Cos I wanna know, what’s the name of the game.

December 30, 2022December 30, 2022 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Well wouldn’t that be a challenge to a pair of naughties like us?

16th December – Oh, what a wonderful thing to be, A healthy, grown-up, busy-busy bee.

December 16, 2022 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Of course, when I say irksome, I mean profoundly depressing and unpleasant; and when I say best avoided, I mean terrifying and boring in equal amounts.

27th Nov – I like pork, I like cheese, maybe I’m a little bit Portuguese.

November 27, 2022November 28, 2022 ~ dickiewhiteblog

Listening to that meretricious nonsense was utter torture. If only I had some knitting needles close by, I could have driven them into my ears.

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