I've had a preview of his (he's in the revision stage now) and I was disheartened to see that he has latched on to the same awful trope of the bad poem as me - the pun. He has based his rhyme around craic and crack. I must say, it's promisingly bad.
Category: The Diary
10th Aug – This town ain’t big enough for the both of us!
I propose to make the new economy out of Formica to put it at the forefront of the robust, easy to clean, exterior of the global marketplace.
Aug 4th – It’s four in the morning and once more the dawning, Just woke up the warning in me.
I have been blessed with a good sense of humour Keith, so for the times I’ve laughed, I will give my life one out of ten.
19th July – I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain, I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end.
Imagine our sun, in our solar system, to be the nucleus of an atom. The planets including ours are electrons circling the nucleus. All that stuff going on inside the sun, the nuclear reactions and everything, are all that quark and Higgs Bosun and God particle business that even they can’t understand properly.
1st July – Sad Sack was sittin’ on a block of stone, Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone.
Well, every single decision I have ever made was wrong. Then I ended up here.
24th June – Wear your flannel underwear, When you climb a tree, Oh, take good care of yourself, You belong to me!
Hold on. Homo Erectus. Does he… eye to eye - you know? Hampton winks, man-boy thinks, mutual thanks?
20th June – Well, the night was falling as the desert world began to settle down.
It is an argument for reveille. In fact, it makes a strong case for all institutions managed and operated by educationally subnormal filth.
14th June – Mr Sandman, I’m so alone, Don’t have nobody to call my own.
‘You mean you don't know who you've abducted?' Abducted? - the unmeant haughtiness of the lonely and rejected.
5th June – Your clothes are all made by Balmain And there’s diamonds and pearls in your hair.
Perhaps there is an aspect of fatigue that is not sleep but where the body lacks the energy to sustain conscious thought? That thought alone is invigorating. Almost enough for me to raise myself to my feet.
29 мая – Некоторые говорят о будущем, Моя любовь, она говорит мягко, Она знает, что нет такого успеха, как провал. И этот провал не является успехом вообще.
Но, верные и преданные приверженцы права и возможности девочек (Girl-Power) как я, должны уметь решать эти проблемы, которые так легко вызывают призрак женоненавистничества.
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