Sept 18th – We’ll make a scene about a man that’s sad and lonely, Begging down upon his bended knee, I’ll play the part but I won’t need rehearsing, All I’ll have to do is act naturally

OK, now picture yourself in the Pictures, when a picture of you appears on the screen. THEN STARTS TALKING.

12th Sept – A lassie took me to a ball, And it was slippery in the hall, I was afraid that I would fall, ‘Cause I didn’t have on my troosers.

I will resist by constructing an argument based on social distancing, even though it’s the origins of girl power that compels me.