It's as if Gary Lineker had sired a bastard offspring with Simon Armitage, and I had been shat out of The Poet Laureate’s breeches.
18th Jan – We would sing, and dance around, because we know, we can’t be found.
God said 'Abraham, kill me a son,' And Abraham asked, 'Which one?' To which God replied, ‘Well, if there isn’t one that you perceive as a threat, kill the one who most gets on your nerves, I suppose.’
20th Oct – Heaven, heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever matters.
could God make a bowl of porridge that is too large for Her to eat?
October 6th – Some bright morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.
Nobody has done more than me to bring down the career of falsely modest, secretly self-regarding, Richard-everyman-Osman than me. And see how I have succeeded? His second novel is officially the fastest selling work of literature ever. Ever. In the entire history of UK literature. Worse though, is the reaction of his fans, who have … Continue reading October 6th – Some bright morning when this life is over, I’ll fly away.
May 5th – Drip, drip, drop, Little April shower, Beating a tune, As you fall all around.
Well, wouldn’t all this cogitating lead me to come up with a sort of rival theory to the Big Bang and religion?
Nov 29th – A glass of wine with Gertrude Stein, I know I’ll never share, But I don’t mind, That’s just the kind of cross each man must bear.
It’s a funny idea isn’t it, negotiating your way out of a relationship? Who wouldn’t, when they learned that their partner was going cold, not be pleased to learn the truth so that they could skedaddle before it got any worse? I would for sure.
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