It's as if Gary Lineker had sired a bastard offspring with Simon Armitage, and I had been shat out of The Poet Laureate’s breeches.
16th Feb – Accent, you ate the positive.
Tag: John Betjeman
July 8th – I don’t drink coffee, I take tea, my dear. I like my toast done on one side.
'"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: I have already got me special beer goggles on, Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Dickie White's Diary 
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