It's as if Gary Lineker had sired a bastard offspring with Simon Armitage, and I had been shat out of The Poet Laureate’s breeches.
16th Feb – Accent, you ate the positive.
Tag: John Paul Getty
18th Jan – We would sing, and dance around, because we know, we can’t be found.
God said 'Abraham, kill me a son,' And Abraham asked, 'Which one?' To which God replied, ‘Well, if there isn’t one that you perceive as a threat, kill the one who most gets on your nerves, I suppose.’
Dickie White's Diary 
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