July 9th – And you know that she’s half-crazy but that’s why you want to be there And she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China.

'Spec-u-la-tion has it, that they’re going to keep Europe under siege …’ she takes a long draught of an old beer, ‘… by stealing everyone’s telephone number.’ She looked around quickly to see if there were any spies listening in. ‘They’re going to set it all up on reclaimed land just off of Hemsby.’