July 27th – I am he as you are he as you are me, And we are all together.

Cleaned myself: 0
Monkey see, monkey do: 1/2
Tics: pass
Believe in God? Yes, but she’s seldom in.
YTLH: oh yeah

I came across this interesting thing on YouTube. If you swallow a hard-boiled egg whole, then insert the same at the other end, it is the safest and surest way of delivering an instant fast. The glacial passage of the upper egg, coupled with the relatively slow digestion of the lower one, means that eating will be the very last thing on your mind for the whole of the seven-day course.

the final motion can be exhilarating

Meanwhile, other benefits will accrue: toxins will be drawn out of the system and absorbed into the passing eggs; the stomach ceases to be a chamber of filth, and will fulfil its constant desire to cleanse itself, which is said to be the most efficient route to shrinkage; the intestines, normally working constantly, will be rested and thus able to process-out all of the gunk that they hold in their corners and crevices; and, apparently, there are parts of the large colon that become slippy and shiny through overuse and dealing with a too fast passage of food waste, and this exercise will do something to restore their grip.

At the end of the course, the final passage, if coupled with several litres of slightly warm, salted water, will produce one of the most satisfying and long-lasting purges that it is possible to achieve as a human. In the comments section, some have talked about experiencing a transcendent sensation about halfway through.

I’m just saying, that’s all.

thanks to bruce mars for the image