Let us hope they take up motoring as their means to travel into the suburbs to witness the fall of the citadel.
Author: dickiewhiteblog
Sept 21st – A safe place is no recommendation, I’m lookin’ for creation.
Like many people, I will be coming out of this period of coronavirus thinner, and enhanced.
Sept 18th – We’ll make a scene about a man that’s sad and lonely, Begging down upon his bended knee, I’ll play the part but I won’t need rehearsing, All I’ll have to do is act naturally
OK, now picture yourself in the Pictures, when a picture of you appears on the screen. THEN STARTS TALKING.
12th Sept – A lassie took me to a ball, And it was slippery in the hall, I was afraid that I would fall, ‘Cause I didn’t have on my troosers.
I will resist by constructing an argument based on social distancing, even though it’s the origins of girl power that compels me.
3rd September – Don’t know why, there’s no sun up in the sky.
‘It’s gone a bit tits?’ wonders Noel, and God tells him, ‘not really. It’s more like deciding to have a new hairstyle, and doing it from square one.’
30th August – Are you happy are you sad? Feeling good or feeling bad?
I’ll start with Mad Cows Disease, then move on through Global Warming and Foot & Mouth to end up with Covid, drawing in a neat parallel to Noah and the flood, and posing the question: are we ready for a new (or the first) Messiah?
August 29th – Les journaux sont imprimés, Les ouvriers sont déprimés
There has been an incident. It may yet affect my consumer rights in a proposed retail action, so for the moment it must remain sub judice.
August 15th – Just like Humpty Dumpty, I’m going to fall. And I’m sitting on top of the world, Just rolling along, rolling along.
It is more akin to taking the kinks out of a garden hose. Hence, rising from a sitting position can undo all the good you’ve done in but a short motion.
August 13th – It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few, I’ll be writing more in a week or two.
There was nothing that he or his staff could do about it. That’s not quite true of course, because the chain of causality can be chased back to me.
August 8th – The time to hesitate is through, No time to wallow in the mire.
There’s something casual and half-arsed about it, as if a bunch of nine-year-olds have been given free reign to organise their own party, and on arriving suddenly realise that no one’s done it for them.
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